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April 21, 2026 | Leon S. (stands for sexy) Kennedy · Our source, who chooses to remain anonymous, said that during that last NMU vs. MTU hockey game on Jan. 24, they saw Blizzard pinning Willy in a heated kiss outside the locker rooms prior to the game, before having to separate to rally their respective rival teams.
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April 21, 2026 | Lett R. Boxed · In a breaking story recently uncovered by hardworking Lewd reporters, Provost Andrew Storer was discovered to have been dead for at least a month. His carcass was puppeted around campus by a troupe of underpaid business students, according to anonymous sources within the Provost’s office.
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April 21, 2026 | Pat’s Margarita Bucket · The first matter of business was raising tuition by 21% to pay off their 6,383,652 $3 Klarna loans. This is in response to last year's failure of adding a Minotaur to the MUB labyrinth. The Minotaur was purchased “live” from hottopic.com for $300,400,500.
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April 21, 2026 | Philip J. Fry · After mayoral elections were held last weekend within Houghton High School, the general consensus was that Richard Nixon, president of the world, would earn a sweeping victory. However, the one person who joined the race last minute, Derek Bradway of the Bull Moose Party, won the election!
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April 21, 2026 | Six Babies In a Trench Coat · In a turn of events described as “cataclysmically embarrassing” by the MTU Provost’s office, the College of Computing and College of Sciences and Arts (CSA) simultaneously unveiled their own new majors, each named “Piracy,” on Tuesday, Apr. 14.
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April 21, 2026 | Red Rax · In response to DHH announcing that they'll be converting their kitchen to a 'ghost kitchen', where food is made only for delivery, Wadsworth has announced that they would be converting their kitchen to be entirely operated by werewolves.
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April 21, 2026 | Yuh Motha · During the yearly building inspection the school holds every 12 years, the building inspection specialist, Whorge Walts, discovered a leak of carbon monoxide gas of “dastardly” proportions. When questioned further, Inspector Walts said “Usually when I walk into a room with that level of gas, everyone is dead on the floor.” He the
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April 21, 2026 | Anita Bath, Local Germophobe · In a shocking turn of events, the MUB has been turned into a bouncy castle. Although there are some benefits, the layout has drastically improved.
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April 21, 2026 | Professional Trevin A. Sulentich Impersonator · In a shocking turn of events, former Lode Business Manager Ethan Plummer died by falling off the roof of the M&M this past Thursday, Apr. 16. A Biomedical Engineering PhD student, Plummer, known to most as “Dollar Dollar Bills!” was a prominent figure on campus beloved by at least a few people.
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April 21, 2026 | Jim Nasium, Local Bookworm · Recent Renovations in the Academic Offices Building have released the Spanish flu and a variety of other diseases onto the Michigan Tech Campus.
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