Bookends: Oh, Lord!

Dearest Darlingest Readers,How are y’all? Please forgive me if darlingest is not a word. I have decided I like it. I am in my hometown library chatting and hanging out with my friend the director, Miss Karen.It’s a rainy day, and a good day for chit chat, coffee and donuts, all of which we are up to. Well, since my last column I have been up to “saving a lost dog.” Some might consider it kidnapping. Oh, Lord...Last Saturday morning, I had a 7:45 appointment with my foreign car mechanic (are you beginning to see a theme in my columns? Foreign car mechanic? My Mini Cooper is finicky), I was pressing my luck with time as usual, driving down my country lane when I saw a pitiful, sad looking medium sized white dog. I had never seen her in our area before.I pulled up next to and got out with my doggie treat bag, (I come armed and ready, what with me being a pet sitter and all), and she seemed so hungry she nearly choked. I gave her half of the bag.

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