Good Morning, News: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Resigns, Portland Police Arrest Alleged Miniature Horse Figurine Thief, and the Mercury‘s Holiday Issue Is Here!

If you appreciate the Mercury‘s interesting and useful news & culture reporting, consider making a small monthly contribution to support our editorial team. Your donation is tax-deductible. You can also subscribe and have our papers delivered! Good Morning, Portland! This morning I have watched an AI drama where aliens keep humans as pets (but still get cats for them) and tried to add myself to my own airdrop contacts instead of writing Good Morning, News! Don’t be like me; read the dang news! IN LOCAL NEWS: • The holiday season is upon is. The Mercury’s Holiday Issue is here to support you through this dire time. It’s got cozy bars, gift ideas, and “A Holiday Survival Guide (for the End Times).” Read it all online, or find this prized stallion out on stands around the city. • ABOUT WEATHER: Remember that torrential rain from Monday and Tuesday? Not today! But Friday? Get your toilet rat a cheeseboard because Big Rain is back on Friday.

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