Major Whew: This Man Accidentally Sent A Dick Pic To His Mom, But His Dick Looked Exactly Like E.T. So His Mom Just Assumed He Meant To Send Her A Pic Of E.T.

November 10, 2026 Get ready to wipe your forehead off with relief, because this is a major whew. This man accidentally sent a dick pic to his mom, but his dick looked exactly like E.T., so his mom just assumed he meant to send her a pic of E.T. No heart attack needed. We’re in the clear. When 27-year-old fisheries biologist Kenton Newton woke up with a rock-hard morning wood yesterday, he thought he would share the wealth with his girlfriend, who had been out of town on a work trip. But when clicking on his recent texts, he accidentally replied to a text thread with his mom instead of the one with his girlfriend. And then it happened. He sent a picture of his rock-hard cock to his own mother. Immediately realizing his horrifying mistake, he tried to delete it, but since his mom has an Android phone, there was nothing he could do. But just as he was typing “Mom, please do not look at that. I did not mean to send that to you,” she responded, “I haven’t seen that movie in so long.

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