Ranking BigLaw Firm Merch

Nov 4 Written by Virginia Law Weekly Courting 1Ls is a big undertaking. Between our short attention spans and zero substantive legal knowledge, conversing with us is a completely fruitless endeavor. As such, BigLaw Firms have focused their efforts into a more impactful method of recruiting: fidget spinners and squishies. But not all plastic is created equal, and it’s important to separate the winners and the losers of this year’s firm merch efforts. Man-shaped squishy: Weil Whimsy: 8/10 Functionality: 4/10 Memorability: 10/10 Overall score: 7.3/10 Source: Kelsey Bohn Two weeks ago I probably would have ranked this faceless, obtuse squishy man toward the bottom of the list. But due to recent events, this little piece of rubber now has a valuation similar to a piece of the Titanic. Regardless of its general lack of purpose and disconcertingly sticky texture, the Weil squishy man will forever be a cherished relic.

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