Road rage-o-scope

Alyssa Jo Murnion / Montana Kaimin Ah, America! A land paved with 4.2 million miles of hot asphalt and 26-lane highways giving each and every citizen the ability to pilot their own personal chariot whenever they damn well please. However, if the American experiment has taught us anything, it’s that just because everyone is given the right to be behind the wheel, it doesn’t mean everyone should. Every town in the U.S. claims it has the worst drivers, but here’s what your worst driving quality is based on your sign.Scorpio (OCT. 23- NOV. 21): Your control freak tendencies don’t just extend to your relationships, Scorpio. In your mind, you’re king of the highway, and how dare anyone defy your title. Someone tries to merge? You’re blocking them. Someone tries to pass you? You’re speeding up. You might be the worst offender of all the signs, your driving is downright malicious. Sagittarius (NOV. 22 - DEC. 21): Being called a speed demon isn’t the compliment you think it is, Sagittarius.

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