Slow and Steady Still Graduates

Welcome to November, where the finals are getting closer but the midterms are still coming—WAITWAITWAIT DON’T GO YET! Look, I’m sorry for springing this on y’all. I didn’t mean to scare you away; I just wanted to have a clean intro, you know? Something funny to make light of the stressful situation that is school. But most of y’all live in school. It’s college. You’re surrounded by it. Sure, you have dorms and food and clubs, but it’s all under the guise that you eventually get your work done—OKOKOKOK SORRY PLEASE DON’T GO! That’ll be the last one. Maybe. (Content warning: He will keep doing this. You have been warned) Anyways, when I think about m*dt*rms and t*sts, I think of it in three stages: before, during, and after, and I act accordingly. Before, y’know, the ex*m, ya gotta study and stuff, but really the most important thing is doing really responsible things like: Being Healthy™️, and Going to Bed at a Reasonable Hour™️.

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